Soggy Bottom Clothes

Hehe...

Last thur met Bb up after her work..
Im hungry, so we went for my dinner first..
After eating, she send me to class.. Then suddenly dun want her to off..
So i suggest to her that she join me for my last class..
There are only a few ppls in the class as most of them should had enough their ans on how to write during exams.. Haha..
So we are late and we went in aniwae. So when we settle down, the lecture pointed at our direction saying i didnt see you in my class.. Then i tot he is refering to her.. Haha.. Then i say she is accompanying me for class.. Then the lecture reply saying he's not asking abt her but me.. Im like huh.. You didnt see me before? *Faint* i got attend his class loh.. Maybe i always wear a cap and not high profile so he ddnt really notice. Bleh...

So after class we stood outside the building watch some free SCV on Singapore History.. Haha.. Stand there abt 30mins. So we head on towards Plaza Sing.
We went there got nothing to do.. Then tot of buying pressie for her.
Bcos we planned to send her off at airport the next day early early in the morning 7am. So went to a few shops but didnt manage to buy anything. So we jus roam around. Jus happen that we pass by I.P.zone and they are still opening when almost 90% of the shops in Plaza Sing are closed. They got a target to hit before closing.. LoL
So went in and do some last min shopping.. Its almost 11pm liao.. & we are the only customers at there.. We brought a jacket for ling2 pressie. I got myself a long sleeve tee. Also the best thing is i brought Bb a jacket which she says it looks like those ppl who wear in jail. Haha then i say its not a jail clothes. Its Soggy bottom clothes. Bcos Mel, Desong & me are soggy bottom boys mah.. So i say she is soggy bottom boy's gerfriend. LoL. I look nice on her. So kawaii neh... Haha..
Then we head home shortly after.

On sunday we went marina square for a walk & i wanted to find some clothes at SKIN but i didnt see the clothes that i wanted over there so i didnt buy anything. So we are both hungry, so we went pizza hut for dinner.. Actually dunno wat to eat de but when we happen to walk pass there, the smell really grip hold of my nose. i cant help but surrender myself to it. So we ate a medium pan pizza, Garlic bread & lasagna. We were so full after that.. My tummy is poping out very obviously.. Haha.. Then again when we are abt to head to the MRT station, we saw I.P.zone and we went in again. So we walk round the shop and this time we saw another jacket that is almost the same like wat i've brought for Bb.. So she say she want to buy for me.. Then we can have a couple wear.. Haha.. I try on the jacket and it looks not bad to me so we decided to buy it aniwae.. Haha.. I like the idea of wearing the same jacket, shoe and carry a couple of things in common. Its so sweet. Haha..
So now we are planning when we can wear the jacket together. Haha.. We are trying to find similar shoe for ourself too.. Hehe..
Im enjoying being together with Bb every single day.. LoL.
.:Love you Bb:.

A joke abt HR manager i heard from my lecturer today

This is a very interesting joke which came out from my decent looking lecturer.

Today in class when my lecturer was teaching on the topic of staffing, this happens that he is talking abt HR (Human resource) dept. I think he is out to keep us awake, so he told us this funny joke.

Here it goes>>>>>>>

There was a HR manager (if you still do not know, HR main purpose is to do recruitment) who met an accident. He died and was brought up to heaven. He saw Saint Peter who was there standing in front of him. So Saint Peter call out to the manager saying, "Hi, welcome to heaven. I have 2 choices for you to choose. Which is where do you want to stay? Heaven or Hell?"

Even before Saint Peter can finish his speech, the manager replied "HEAVEN" instantly. He's laughing at the questions Saint Peter asked. But Saint Peter reply saying, "That’s a wise choice brother. BUT before you can enter into heaven, there is a rule for all newbie’s is that all newbie’s got to go thru 1 day in hell & 1 day in heaven before giving the final answer.". So the manager told himself, "Humm, why go thru so much trouble to sent me from the highest part of the universe to the lowest part of hell? No matter what, I’m answer will still be the same. Unless I’m a fool". So he reluctantly followed Saint Peter to the express lift to Hell. On the way to the lift, he saw none of his HR friends as he thought there should be at least a few good guys which deserved to be in heaven.

So upon reaching the lift, Saint Peter wishes him all the best and with a smile on his face, the lift door closes.
The manager was kind of worried to stay a day in hell, thinking it will surely be a hard time over there. So within a couple of minutes, he arrives in hell.

Stepping out of the lift, the first to greet him was Satan itself with 5 beauties on his left & right. The manager was shock to see Satan was so charming, wearing the most fashionable clothes and holding the latest LG-PRADA hp taking pictures with his beauties.
So Satan walks over to welcome the manager. Satan said, "Due to the privilege of not having daylight, all those who are in hell are not required to work. So there will only be all the after work parties which you like to hang out with ur friends in pub drinking.” WoW, the manager thot to himself, that’s not a bad idea.. Soon he was greeted by all his HR friends drinking at a corner. So he joins in and had a great time having fun with them.

Time flies, its almost coming to an end of a day. So his friends asked him will he still be joining them the following night. So the manager, felt reluctant to leave saying, "Humm.. Who knows, maybe you all will get to see me again.”
Before the manager can say more, he suddenly found himself in the lift he took from heaven and there he goes, back to heaven again. During the couple of minutes, he thot to himself that maybe hell is not such a bad place after all.

Reaching heaven, he saw Saint Peter again and he was led to a room to collect his cloud, harp, wings and the golden ring to be put on his head. So the day for him in heaven is jus to sit on the cloud and play harp thru out. So when reaching the end of the day, he was brought back to the place where he first met Saint Peter.

Saint Peter asks the question again, whether to choose heaven or hell for him to stay for eternity. This time the manager was being hold back by his answer which he first told Saint Peter that he will sure choose heaven before he went down to hell to spend a day.
After a while, a confident & sure look on his face, he replied "I'll go to Hell". Saint Peter asked him to reconsider and maybe he wants to use his helpline by consulting a friend. But the manager replies like a tone of a judge, "My decision is final". He was thinking why spending my time sitting on the cloud playing harp then having so many good friends waiting for him below.

Without further a-do, he was happily taking the lift back down to hell.
Upon reaching, he felt the lift is getting warmer. So when he reaches hell, again he was greeted by Satan himself. This time Satan was being seen in his original form, having horns and super uglified face with 5 super ugly & gross fat woman on his left & right. Wearing totally no fashion sense clothing & carrying an hp which our forefathers used. Those 1st batches of hp which was introduced to the world, which nowadays those joss-paper shops sell for burning to the dead during August.

Satan welcomes him once again and there he saw his friends burning in fire at a corner. So he asked Satan, the day before he went down here and you look great and I was having a great time being with me friend. But now why it turns out to be otherwise? Satan, putting a smile on his face and said, "That day is the orientation day for all newbie’s, so we got to put up a good show in order to recruit you all in. Dun you know that my words cannot be trusted? Muhahaha.." and Satan walk away.

That’s all folks.. End of story.. I think its funny although is long winded..
Bcos there are many parts I personally add in more flavors to make it sound better.

Till now if you still dun get the joke regarding HR dept, then let me tell you.
Human resource is the department that in-charge of orientation, interview & recruitment.
So Satan is using his HR dept to recruit those newbie’s by putting up a show during the orientation.

The moral of the story my lecturer told us is some companies are like that.
During interview, everything looks so good, sounds so good, everything you hope to have they have it for you. So when you are confirmed as a staff of the company at the moment you sign on the dotted line, there's no turning back.
Haha..
This is only referring to some companies not all companies.
Hope you all had a good laugh.

Cheers...

Back to life again

Hi all...
I’m back to blog... Hopefully... Haha

After a paused for blogging will really loose momentum.. That’s bad..
Laziness sets in.. Humm.. Can I make up for it?
That’s the problem with human.. When you can do it by putting in a little bit more effort to do but most humans tends to say this favorite verse "later then do".
So after 1wk passed, 3wks passed then you'll realize how far behind you are and tries to catch up. Maybe for blogging we can jus leave out the past and jus blog the current, but there are many things which we can’t afford to do it.
Once it’s gone or being left out, it’s hard to catch up again. I never say it’s impossible but very hard. Why do it the hard way? Jus be faithful & put in a little more effort in the things that you do & things which you concerned, most of the things will jus turn out fine.

Personally I have missed out lots of things in life which I didn’t manage to catch up.
Be it studies, hobbies, savings, relationships (in general), work & even dreams.
All this areas I’ve missed out quite a no of times. Looking back gives me heartache. Although many are past for many yrs but it do caused me to feels a little.
But I’m not mourning over it but see it in a different way. I think everyone who missed out some things in the past should jus let this feeling gives you some motivation to drive you nearer to what you wanted to achieve now.

We got 1 life to live, so live it to the fullest.. No point wait till we're an old man/woman then regret not putting more effort when we were young. Having a gd habit is not an easy job, but suffer from heartache is even worse when you can’t buy your youth back when you already grew old. Can’t do many things even thou you wanted to do it. You dun have the strength any more.

I know that now you readers that have read this should felt something & you know that it can relate to you in one way or another. So let the inner you, the true you that is pounding in ur heart now gives you the courage to dare to step out of this cycle that you are always facing again & again. Regrets & disappointments are for yesterday, little efforts are for today. So by tomorrow, you can say that yesterday I had live my life to the fullest & never will I regret.

Life will be ever brighter for all of us when we put in effort & faith that we will not loose heart and most of all the momentum. Start today and you do not have to worry more for tomorrow.

Cheers...