My classmates are funny

Has been busy with work.. But aniwae jus wanna share some funny stories with you all..
Today im having my nite class as usual, i was late for my class.
When im abt to reach my classroom, most of my classmates came out for their break. Tat was early today. Usally is abt 8.30pm. So they saw me & commented that "Eh.. Jus arrived?.." Haha.. I smiled & replied as usual.. So i went in to my class to place my bag.. I quickly took out my pen to mark attandance first.. Hehe.. I cant missed tat out. LoL.. So went toilet then came back for class.. We waited quite awhile before the lecturer starts his lessons.. So for the next 20mins he's keep talking non stop as usual.. All kinds of stories & experience. He's a really funny guy but i think to me is abit off. He got too many stories to tell till we all wanna fall asleep.. Worse, sometimes his actions really caught us off handed & its lame.. Im like humm.. dur.. wat is he trying to do? Haha..

Today there's a couple of jokes made by some classmates. During of the stories the lecturer told us is abt buying property. As we are studying Procurement now so any phurchase related stories can be shared.
So here goes the stories...
He talk abt if we buy a land without doing the investigaion or homework for the land itself, you will end up in deep trouble.
So here is the funny part.
Lect:Who can tell me what is the most important things to look out for when you buy the land?
*After many times of repeating himself as usual, finally a classmate answered.
Classmate:Sir, Its fengshui..*Faint.. Im like having a crow flying oround the whole class room.
My lecturer did heard properly so he ask him to say again..
Then the classmates answered again saying "Sir, Fengshui.. Got to put dragon or water fountain. If not the company will be very suay(Bad luck).
So these are those things we got to look out for. Haha..
But we all had a gd laugh. After tat he shared abt why its important to know wat is the type of land you're buying. It abt some state land & white land.

So we move on with the lecture.. after awhile we went to the next point which concerns insurance. He asked is wat is CIF in freight terms. So he explain & that recalls him another stories. It's like never ending stories.
So he talk abt a vessel carrying containers. Then this is the second joke coming up.
Lect:Last time there is a vessel load with containers are parking into the bay for unloading. And there's 2 parallel stones which i dunno wat it called.
*So he suddenly dunno wat the 2 stretch of pathway called, that are to tie & secure the ship from moving out. Bascially i think it is called a platform or something like tat. But jus let us have a clearer understanding can already. But he didnt, he keep saying i dunno wat its called. Then he asked the us for help..
So one of my classmates replied,
Classmate:The 2 stones izzit the 2 lion stones? one on the right and the other on the left?
*im like paused for 3 sec to think & all starts to laugh again.
If you know wat is a stone lion.. It is usually places outside houses or shopping ctr, like Takashimaya.
If you can imagine 2 lion stones one at the right & the other at the leftfacing the sea.. Haha.. How funny can it be.. Its so lame lah..
Actually the lecturer only want to tell us that the back of the vessel bang onto one of the platform & the whole ship sink and the goods are not insured anymore because CIF(a type of insurance) is only covered from the forwarder port to reciever port only. Which means as long as the vessel comes into singapore, the insurance is invalid already. So when the ship sank, the insurance didnt pay a single cent to the company. So actually we need to buy the insurance saperately which covered from the unloadin at local port till stocks arriving at your warehouse.
This i learned something.. But still the most funniest part is the 2 jokes my classmates made.
Aft tat all went back to normal lesson teaching which i starts to feel sleepy again.
So abt 9.35pm we was released from class..
Hooray....